Act 2 Scene 43 (limping to the end of 2020…)
Setting: Panto Land
Music: Obligatory mmh-bah,mmm-bah, mmm-bah, mmm-bah
Mood: Jolly, cheesy, slightly cringeing, enjoying nonetheless
And 5, 6, 7…
On the first day of Christmas, team TP gave to thee…
A link to please send your CV
On the second day of Christmas, team TP gave to thee…
Two PD roles
And a link to please send your CV
On the third day of Christmas, team TP gave to thee…
Three Facebook Lives
Two PD roles
And a link to please send your CV
On the fourth day of Christmas, team TP gave to thee…
Four SVOD jobs
Three Facebook Lives
Two PD roles
And a link to please send your CV
On the fifth day of Christmas, team TP gave to thee…
Five Bloody Lovely Zoooooooooooms
Four SVOD jobs
Three Facebook Lives
Two PD roles
And a link to please send your CV
cue High Speed Dubbing fast forward sound effect….
On the twelfth day of Christmas, team TP gave to thee…
Twelve Skinny Lattes
Eleven SP shortlists
Ten Careers-A-Coaching
Nine high end doccos
Eight Useful Blog Posts
Seven Interview slots
Six Heads-A-Hunting
FIVE Bloody LOVELY ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMS (with extra emphasiiiiiiiiis)
Four SVOD jobs
Three Facebook Lives
Two PD roles
(nice and slow now for the end)
And a link to please send your CeeeeeVeeeeee (keep going) eeeeeeeeeeeeeee (drums drumming, wind blowing, strings stringing, all looking at each other and conductor for final nod…..) ee !
Thank you, thank you, thank you ladies and gentlemen! We will be back next Christmas, with similar awful puns in Christmas panto song form. Ah we miss the theatre.
Anyway – from the bottom of our hearts, we wish you a very Happy Christmas! Big love to all our clients and candidates, stay safe. eat tons and watch telly, and see you in 2021.
Love Kimberly, Rosie and the team at Talented People x
(Oh and here of course is the link for your CV of course)